Gokujou Seitokai - 22

What do you get if you cross Yu-Gi-Oh! with Gokujou Seitokai team members? A battle between the Covert and Assult Squad for filler reasons!



It's another day and within five minutes, we see a Yu-Gi-Oh! styled craze sweep the school! Just another day then! The Gokujou Seitokai members make up the deck of cards (of course) and have no apparent stats - except that one attack cancels out the other. Not much strategy involved it seems!

Rino and Ayumu are having friendly banter when suddenly Rino finds out her card is practically useless. Ayumu tries to reassure her friend but of course it's more than useless, it is useless! But it's not just Rino that is unhappy about her card, most of the Asault Squad are as well, via Kuon's string pulling on Nanaho! ;)
It seems that Seina's little sister made up the card game and she thinks it's 1337. Well of course she would, she made it! The covert are happy too since their cards are probably made out of win. Nanaho is clearly displeased about the situation - declares a YU-GI-OH! battle against Kuon and co! *gasp* A pink teddy bear was all that needed to start a war!
After an up of animation to show that President Kanade's hair can actually move, the battle against Covert and Assault begins; even with a live audience! Not to be deterred, Nanaho strikes up a cunning plan to use Rino and Puu-chan since apparently, Puu-chan is a dab hand at cards. But of course, the lovely Kuon has a back up on her team. The game's creator!
Blow by blow, the battle heats up. All of Rino's good cards have been used. She only has the crap cards left of herself! As predicted Rino is a very lucky girl and gets the only card made out of win and god - President Kanade!
But alas, Seina's little sister of course has a Seina "Just Kidding" card which can cancel ANYTHING. Hey, that's cheating!



In the end, Rino triumphs over evil by using 5 of her own cards and does a MEGA gay attack with all the cards! The moral of the story is even if you are useless - you are still useless and people will feel sorry for you!

Overall: 7.5/10

Anyone have a Kuon card up for trade? ;)